Umbrella for Urban Combat

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Around Harvard you can tell the MBAs in the rain because they’re the ones with the giant umbrellas. Those are are nice about it raise their umbrella and generally play well with others on the sidewalk. The jerks are the ones who barge through the city hitting the umbrellas of others at will.
It’s because of them that I’ve invented the Urban Combat Umbrella which lets you exact virtual revenge by putting them in your sights and making shooting noises until you heart’s content.
Watch out!

by: bryan boyer
licence: Creative Commons
tags: umbrella joke yellow game urban
1 Star (243 votes, average: 1.00 out of 1)
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Comments

  1. iynque says:

    hehehehehehehe hehehehe heheh heh

    I like it.

  2. mo says:

    désarmant!!
    very very very funny!

  3. Nikki says:

    AWESOME!

  4. Lovely idea!

  5. Vidozi says:

    lt’s lovely idea.. (:

  6. Mik says:

    Now I don’t have to use pretend crosshairs, nice.

  7. ddd says:

    Shoped…

  8. chloe says:

    awesome! i want one! fake shooting noises are the best…

  9. LULZ says:

    pew pew! …… *thoop thoop!*

  10. OneArePlease says:

    >Those are are nice about it raise their umbrella and generally play well with others on the sidewalk.

    are are nice about it? Did you perhaps mean THAT are nice about it?

  11. John Ward says:

    You’re in Harvard?
    And you think this is a good idea?
    Something seriously doesn’t add up here.

  12. Douglas says:

    i just set a record for entry into the guinness book of explicit world records by funneling 4.5 quarts of human ejaculate through a beer bong and consuming it in a mere 8 seconds.

  13. a*hole says:

    sure you go to harvard, right…

    why go after business students when it’s the lawyers everybody hates??

  14. Nick says:

    OMGZ! That is awesome! I should make my own….

  15. paul says:

    totally gay.

  16. HAHA that’s awesome, I’d not mind having one!

  17. davidbj says:

    I think you should keep off the drugs you are taking, and try and study hard for a living

  18. Ncenigma says:

    You know,….this is a pretty good idea! I mean,..its certainly something that could be sold as novelty or just plan fun,…Simple and sweet,….

  19. Ncenigma says:

    Oh,..and Davidbj,…. really,….was that comment necessary? Honestly? Maybe,..you,… should study up on what slander means,….eh? Maybe,..even research how to socially communicate in acceptable ways? Consider me,…impressed by your feedback!!!! Excellent example of what should be filtered on this site.

  20. UTogger says:

    That’s funny. Thanks for the laugh!

  21. Lol, that was really funny, I want on!

  22. metin2 yang says:

    very cool pages

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