MILWAUKEE MAN MAKES DRINKING WITH COMPUTERS INTO SO MUCH FUN!
RoFo INFORGADG [?nfәr g?j. Abbreviation for – Information Gadget = COMPUTER) Headgear. It’s New, Avant-garde and just plain world-wide-web COOL!! And… it’s a Family Friendly Product.
First, the introductory… I’m Randall Flann, Mad Randy Flann, Madman Flann, a.k.a. KEGHEAD and America’s Salvador Dali and Milwaukee Inventor, who received a United States Patent on October 19, 1999, for a liquid dispensing head covering. The patented invention trademark name RoFo Headgear. Pronounced RōFō. Its slogan: RoFo Headgear – the only hat that gives good head… of foam! The lightweight plastic beverage container in the shape of a streamline computer that holds, transports and dispenses a beverage in a safe, efficient method while worn on the head. See my website: www.RoFoHeadgear.com.
The RoFo INFORGADG Headgear is made of the lightweight food-grade quality plastic, Polyethylene (PET). The commercial apparatus weights approximately 1? pounds empty, and about 5 pounds full. The product holds and dispenses around 67.6 fl oz, roughly 5 ?, 12 fl oz glasses of refreshment (6 pack). While worn on an individual’s head, a second person operates it by means of turning the front placed RoFo INFORGADG Motific Spigot, dispensing one’s favorite refreshment into a glass or into another. The resale price per Unit (like all the various RoFo Headgears) is $29.95. Great for tailgate parties, picnics, at the beach, at Gen Con, at the races, or at an intimate soir?e. Hubba, Hubba, Hubba!!!
The RoFo INFORGADG Headgear has polyurethane recess inner liner swatches for easy one-size-fits-most design that keeps it balanced, stationary and comfortable while worn on the head that provides a secure seal without fear of it becoming unbalanced or falling off the user’s head. The design helps keep any liquid Hot, Cold, and Carbonated while inside the headgear, without affecting the wearer’s head. Cleaning the inside is easy and quick using ordinary liquid dish soap, rinsing, and then reuse. The Product is a Nonalcohol Beverage Container. This statement protects RoFo Enterprise, Corporation against frivolous lawsuits pertaining to the unwarranted use of alcohol associated with the product - including freedom from responsibility for its misuse. Appropriate for children 16 years old and older.
On the six (6) inch, RoFo Black Flat-Panel Hologram Monitor an individual can place information; 3Dfx graphics, company advertisement, team name / logo, market high-tech products, promote website, E-Mail and Information Technology, high scores and cheat links. Moreover, advertise favorite Computer & Video Games Symbols, Systems and Platforms. In addition, post their FAVORITE Video and Computer Games Magazine they read.
While wearing the lightweight RoFo INFORGADG Headgear on the head, a second person can operate the device by means of turning the front joined RoFo Wireless Ultrasonic Multifunctional Mouse Tap, dispensing a favorite beverage that comes out of the RoFo Ergonomic Key Pad bottom.
Individuals, Professionals, Technosexuals, Chic Geeks, Gamers, Non-Gamers, Infopreneur and “Techies” alike delight having RoFo INFORGADG Headgear this night. Its form establishes Strategic Attention to the video game, computer and related accessories and premiered issues. The RoFo INFORGADG Headgear quenches thirst for both knowledge & drink. Efficiently using it, as an incentive tool and marketing item will drive more motivated traffic / customers to a specific consumer oriented Web site, Online service and to a Favorite Video and Computer Games Magazine. The RoFo INFORGADG Headgear is a literal revolutionary innovation for personal, business and nonprofit environment. Its’ slogan: “RoFo INFORGADG Headgear – the only computer of yesterday… Tomorrow!”
With a Flair of being Unusual, an Appetite and Appreciation for the Finer Things –
Stay individualistic,
Mad (The Slightly Insane Yank) Randy Flann ;-)
Email: CustomerService@RoFoHeadgear.com Website/URL: www.RoFoHeadgear.com
P. S. I also designed a RoFo Bachelor and Bachelorette Party Headgear… but those are a little bit too BLUE and sticky to mention.

by: Randall Flann licence: Creative Commons tags: beverage Headgear gadget Absurd Invention plastic

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